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shitty roommates

  • stick their hair on the shower walls only so you can get a fist full when you shave your legs
  • use a third of your shampoo and conditioner
  • don’t do dishes for 2 weeks unless you stick a dirty pan in their room
  • contribute little to NO furniture
  • then ask if they can just have the couch for free when they move out
  • take things that are yours without asking or putting them away after using
  • make you create a chore chart because they are so fucking lazy
  • have to be bugged for a month and a half before they call maintenance for what THEY broke
  • ask you if they can keep things in your closet only shortly before fucking all that you’ve organized when they take something out
  • have extremely obnoxious loud sex in the other room when you have work at 8 in the morning
  • hate other women
  • leave dirty dishes in the living room 
  • throw your shit in the entrance of your bedroom as revenge for creating a chore chart.
  • only contribute 30 dollars for groceries before eating way more than they paid for.
  •  never get you back for getting anything for them like medicine or cigarettes
  • or expect tenfolds of gratitude when they do ONE thing for you

February 21st
Tags: i wanna kill my roommate, why is she acting like a 12-year old, she needs to grow up,
  1. demonbloodspiders said: fuck that shit
  2. sicks1cksick said: omg if you weren’t going to brazil i would have kicked her out. that’s just shitty. and hating other women wtffff?
  3. softserved posted this