August 2010
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Pensioner banned from taking pet owls for walks →
jackaloo:
brokendownoldqueen:
TRAGIC
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
“One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up...”
– Plato (via jimmygreenthumb) (via joinakibbutz) (via stfuteabaggers) (via bear-bones) (via clitorisaurusrex)
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Bush or Batman - Snotr →
WELL?
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The Virtual Piano for Songwriters, Singers,... →
this is AWESOME. puttin’ this here for future referenceee
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My New Slipcover →
SO MUCH WORK WHY WOULD YOU
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MY LIFE
Apparently the easiest way to piss me off is to...
Coworker: Do you like Katy Perry?
Me: No.
Coworker: Why not?
Me: Katy Perry advocates homophobia, sexism, and the hyper-sexualization of youth, and what's even worse is that she does it unknowingly and hypocritically because, I can only guess, she's completely, ridiculously, out-of-her-mind stupid and not self-aware. She erroneously believes her opinions have merit and glibly passes judgment on other females for doing the exact same things she does, as though she is some special exception when she's just a walking, talking, manuactured espouser of stereotypes. She needs to shut her mouth forever, and never speak or sing or exist anywhere ever. If parents truly loved their children, they wouldn't let them listen to Katy Perry.
Coworker: Remind me never to ask you about Katy Perry again.
Me: It's probably for the best.
This is why Katy Perry and I pretty much can't be friends. Even if her cat is named Kitty Purry.
[dothedaft.com] The Daft Punk's Console by... →
AWESOME
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TAKE THAT
I’m finally getting over my ONE DAY EVENT COLD. Fuck you cold. I GOT this. Hell yes GENERIC KROGER SUDDAFED. I thought I was gonna be out for a week but NO. I SAID NOOO.
I’m not taking any shit cold in AUGUST. So yeah I was finally able to sing to Arcade Fire and Ra Ra Riot. and I’ve drank so much water that I don’t even have to flush the goddamn toilet because I PISS...
The Automachine ! ____by auto-music.net and... →
not as cool as the other music device flash thing I found but this is neat. I can sort of hear the awkward break for a loop
How the Brain Stops Time | Psychology Today →
One of the strangest side-effects of intense fear is time dilation, the apparent slowing-down of time. It’s a common trope in movies and TV shows, like the memorable scene from The Matrix in which time slows down so dramatically that bullets fired at the hero seem to move at a walking pace. In real life, our perceptions aren’t keyed up quite that dramatically, but survivors of...
Home & Beyond: What Rocks This Week on Kaboodle →
OWL HOUSE DECOR. AAAAAAAAAAH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Diamonds Are A Girl's Best — Hair Removal Product? →
WHAAAAAAT
Cipher - Drinking glass. Psychic. | relogik.com →
