February 2012
On the real reason he bugs you.
dearcoketalk:
Dear Coquette,
After a year and a half, I finally realized why my roommate’s boyfriend bugs me: He’s boring. He’s a perfectly nice, perfectly attractive, perfectly successful functioning adult, but he has nothing terribly interesting to say, or at least not to me. Then, when my roommate is together with her boyfriend, she feeds off his Wonderbread loaf of a personality and ceases...
#189 God
awfuldrawings:
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No.
Common Myths About Feminism
thatfeministdyke:
Myth: Feminists are man haters. Fact: Feminists are fighting for gender equality. They are fighting for both men and women to be seen as equal in the eyes of the law and in the eyes of society. Some women may hate men. Some of them may be feminists. Some of them may not be. Most feminists do not hate men. Myth: Being feminine is unfeminist. Fact: You can wear make-up, shave,...
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My mom just told me
her client wants a new social worker that speaks English.
what kind of fucked up shit is this??
My mom does not even have a heavy accent. Her co-workers have also been pretty shitty recently. I hope she is able to get her official license when she takes her test so she can get the hell out of children’s services in this district. :(
Gay Judge Refuses To Marry Straight Couples →
Dallas judge Tonya Parker says she won’t conduct any marriage ceremonies until she and every other gay person in Texas have the same right to marry. When she turns straight couples away, Parker tells them: “I’m sorry. I don’t perform marriage ceremonies because we are in a state that does not have marriage equality, and until it does, I am not going to partially apply the law to one group of...
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Alright it’s time to stop beating the dead horse. I’m tired of trying to discuss diets because it always leads to someone screaming of classism or ableism. In my opinion it just leads to stereotyping and racism among other things.
If you continue to to argue with someone who has a clear set of values, why would you expect they would change their mind?
There’s really no way...
crazy excited
today tyler will be starting his PORTUGUESE lessons! woo!! I think he will catch on better than he thinks or believes so we will see how this goes. I will make bracelets as I wait for him and my mom to start up!
howweverr the printer is being super shitty for some reason even though I JUST BOUGHT THIS INK FOR IT LIKE 2 MONTHS AGOOO. aaaah
anyway I feel like it has been a million years since I...
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“One of the things I will talk about that no president has talked about before...”
– Fucking Rick Santorum (via theconjecturer)
Make that Sick Rantorum.
Also too, in the World According to Sick, contraception is to blame for teenage pregnancies
(via namelessgenxer)
Currently, the biggest danger of contraception in this country is the fact that Rick Santorum’s mother didn’t use...
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sicks1cksick replied to your post: shitty roommates
omg if you weren’t going to brazil i would have kicked her out. that’s just shitty. and hating other women wtffff?
those bullet points are only the tip of the ice berg… when she was sleeping with my neighbor she took nearly all the dishes over there and never brought them back. and when she DID bring them back, she just left them dirty...
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sicks1cksick said: I’ve tried the halloween store ones just to see if it looked similar, but they are super terrible and get matted up easily since they’re made from nylon and not human hair or yaki pony synthetics. You saw the gaga wig i had on halloween lol.
Yeah I’m sorry! I guess I NEVER REALIZED! Well um I dunno I think you can never go wrong with a really cool short hair cut. You...
sicks1cksick asked: I wish. good wigs are actually really expensive. like 150 dollars for the low-end quality and upwards of 500 for a really great one. So I don't think that's an option for me unfortunately :\
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shitty roommates
stick their hair on the shower walls only so you can get a fist full when you shave your legs
use a third of your shampoo and conditioner
don’t do dishes for 2 weeks unless you stick a dirty pan in their room
contribute little to NO furniture
then ask if they can just have the couch for free when they move out
take things that are yours without asking or putting them away after using
...
somniumescape asked: Hi, are you still looking for someone to exchange bracelets with?
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“True gender equality is actually perceived as inequality. A group that is made...”
– Lucy, When Worlds Collide: Fandom and Male Privilege.
the way I type on tumblr: assntitties lololol rkejwhlkjdhlwkjerhwer I can't even with all these feels
the way I write for class: Under this assumption, it is safe to dictate in a clear and particularly concise way that the author not only felt the need to illustrate the background surrounding the mortifying, yet tragic, action that pushes forward the engaging plot, but also the background of the reader's very own heart.
"Im so sick of bullshit"
(quote provided by my wonderful roommate on facebook)
At first I was going to type something really really angry about how my roommate is making it pretty fucking annoying to move out but then I JUST REALIZED.
She is about to turn TWENTY FOUR YEARS OLD. Guys, that means she is 4 years older than me. That means when I was 6 years old, she was TEN. I have been SO STUPID. I am letting this childish...
